Monday, December 21, 2009

Animal Jokes

A preacher went to buy a parrot and asked - "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?"
The salesman said, "Oh no, it's a religious parrot," "Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord's Prayer, and when you pull on the left, he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "What happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall, you stupid fool!" answered the parrot.

Maggie, a dog who had worked with police investigation team, applied for vacancy in the FBI. He went and met the HR. The HR said, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute." Maggie sat on the typewriter and typed 80 words per minute. Then HR asked "you must pass a physical test and complete the obstacle course." Again, Maggie did well in the round. Then HR asked, there's one last requirement," "you must be bilingual." With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"

Monday, January 5, 2009


Feeling your love caress my heart
Feeling your light touch my soul
Feeling like the golden sun
Feeling the way you move me
Feeling your mind touch my life
Knowing I can't lose you
For you are my life, heart, and soul
Forever I am yours.

Promise Never To Untie

The tender words are spoken
Each body and soul bared
Told secrets over endless days
Often doing more than dared

New world beyond my door
With intrigued and intensity
Now we have shared our hearts
A bond now made it permanently

Facing our days made easier
Despite any type of weather
Each other's heart felt deeply
Both happy we stuck together

It took us little time and effort
The bonding as strong as glue
I now promise never to untie
The strings I have tied with you

The understanding of each other
Breaths to take, we breathe the air
As the relationship interchanges
Knowing our loving hearts are there

Now we are never left on the outside
Lovingly enter each others domain
Smiling, laughing and forever teasing
But forever friends we then became.

My Special Friend

Your cheerful smile
Your caressing hand
It's the really simple things
That make your life look so grand

You're a special woman
It's in your eyes
I see the truth
There is no disguise

It's your spirit
Maybe your soul
But my life without you
Would feel painfully old

You've been a true friend
I hope you stay
I would be so very empty
If you ever went away

Life Without Friend

Life without Best friend
Is like the dawn without the sun.
Life without friendship...
Is like the sky without the moon
When the evening has begun.
Life without best friend
Is like a rose without rain.
Life without best friend
Every second a pinch and pain.
Life without friendship...
Just wouldn't be the same.
Life would never be same
Once best friend is not in game.
Life without best friend
Is like a ship without a sea.
Life without best friend
Just could not be
Without a friend like you for me,
Without best friend neither can I live
Nor can you, not anybody!


There were promises made in childhood,
In the days of their innocence
They laughed, they played, they cried.

Throughout high school dramas,
Broken hearts, and adolescence,
Their special friendship thrived.

The little girls grew up and
Became wives and mothers
It happened in an instant.

They gave bridal and baby showers,
Each advising the other
Still close across the distance.

One day, the inevitable happened,
An event that changed their lives
It had the power to destroy.

They were both the betrayed and betrayer.
Can their friendship survive?Or will they live with the void?

Thursday, January 1, 2009

The Friendship

When you feel sad and betrayed
Who can you count on every single day?
When you feel lost and alone
Who will be there for you in every way?
When you've made mistakes and bad decisions
Who can you count on to tell you you're wrong?
When you feel you can't go on
Who will be there with a feel-better song?
Look into your heart and you will find
That person you can trust is not far away.
Look deep into yourself, don't give up,
For if you do, it's yourself you'll betray.
When you're looking for answers
To all your questions and dreams,
There is one person you can count on,
It's impossible, I know, it seems.
But take a few moments to look deeper inside.
Look into your heart and there you will see.
You'll be surprised when you find out
That you've been looking at me.